Lyrics
I Have the Weirdest Dreams
Do you have weird dreams? Are they as weird as mine? Log on to www.marlalewis.com and tell me all about them! from the CD, "I Love to Talk to Plants." Listen here: The Weirdest Dreams
9. The Weirdest Dreams
©2006 Marla Lewis
Once I dreamed I lost my nose
I went looking every place
I found my best friend and I froze
‘Cause my nose was on his face!
I yelled, “YOU STOLE MY NOSE!’
He smiled and said, “That’s TRUE!”
I woke up with a start
And I ran to the mirror--Whew!
I have the weirdest dreams
Weirder than science fiction
Put ‘em on the silver screen
Betcha I’d make a million!
Just before I fall asleep
I wonder what’s in store
Will I turn to liquid
And splatter on the floor?
Once I dreamed the whole wide world
Started walking on their hands!
We had a race, boys against girls
And we even learned to dance
But we got stuck that way
I said, “HOW WILL WE EAT???”
And then I saw kids practice
Holding hot dogs with their feet!
(Pass the mustard, please!)
I have the weirdest dreams
Weirder than science fiction
Put ‘em on the silver screen
Betcha I’d make a million!
Just before I fall asleep
I wonder what’s in store
Will we all talk backwards
Will ducks move in next door?
Hey all you kids out there!
With weird dreams, too!
Let’s start a Weird Dream Club
I need more friends like you!
(Repeat 1st chorus)
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